Stories by Eve Tushnet

For Certain Values Of
the past and the future are both gayer than the present
romans-a-clef are gayer than bildungsromans
envy is the only deadly sin that might not be gay
irony is gayer than sincerity
implicit is gayer than explicit
complicit is also gayer than explicit
illicit is, of course, gayer than licit
liberation is never gay
of the five senses, sight is the least gay
(but watching and looking are very gay indeed)
wanting what you get is gayer than getting what you want
creation is (obviously) gayer than procreation
destruction is the second-gayest act, after creation
women are gayer than men
(because they're both faster
and subtler)
which is gayer: the telephone, or email?
Measure for Measure is gayer than Love's Labour's Lost
(see above re wrath, irony)
surrealism is gayer than impressionism (?)
the desert is gayer than the jungle
the 1980s were gayer than the 1970s
were gayer than the 1960s
which is gayer: guns or knives?
cats are gayer than dogs
ice is gayer than fire
blue is gayer than red
evening is gayer than night is gayer than day
Schrodinger's Cat is the gayest cat
accidents are gayer than substance
purgatory is gayer than heaven
anachronism is gay
synesthesia is too
hangovers are always gay
movies are gayer than paintings
"the movies" are much gayer than any particular movie could ever be
theft is gayer than murder
spying is gayer than war is gayer than peace
interpretation is gayer than text